Rest in Peace, Theodore Roosevelt Heller
We didn't know him, but we'd like to invite you to please join us in honoring the departed's last wishes:
Theodore Roosevelt Heller, 88, loving father of Charles (Joann) Heller; dear brother of the late Sonya (the late Jack) Steinberg. Ted was discharged from the U.S. Army during WWII due to service related injuries, and then forced his way back into the Illinois National Guard, insisting that no one tells him when to serve his country. Graveside services Tuesday 11 a.m. at Waldheim Jewish Cemetery. In lieu of flowers, please send acerbic letters to Republicans.
Arrangements by Chicago Jewish Funerals,
Douglas MacIsaac, funeral director
Published in the Chicago Tribune on 10/10/2005.
[Thanks to News Hounds ("We watch Fox News so you don't have to") for this item, which I shamelessly copied verbatim. BTW, whassup with the Scot running a Jewish funeral home?]