Talk like a Pirate

Arr, 'n' a saucy wench reminds me that ever' September 19 be Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearty blackguards (er is that bloggers? arr), 'n' if ye be arguin' 'n' makin threats ter yerselves 'n' each other as I seen ye usually doin' aroun' here, that's the spirit, arr, but if ye not be talkin' all the rest o' th' day like the true scurvy scalawags ye all be, ye'll be answerin' ter me cutlass 'n' Davy Jones himself, by the tar on me boots, arr.